So the boss man was really riding me hard today. I had to bust my hump to get this report in that he'll never read (he never reads it) but if I didn't get it in on time, I would get in trouble for it. Think TPS Reports from "Office Space."
In honor of that, I would like to add another nickname to the ever-growing list: Rasputin. We thought of this little gem because my boss is pure evil yet the director never seems to think so. In fact, the director nominated him for an award. Obviously he holds some ridiculous soul-selling power over the director otherwise she would see him for the evil dictator of a boss he is.
Also, here is a list of words he commonly mispronounces. Feel free to point at your screen and laugh.
specific - he pronounces pacific
bring, thing, ring, and all other words ending in "ing" - he pronounces breen, theen, reen, etc.
incentive - he pronounces insensitive (I know, I didn't know anyone could screw that up either)
Also, he has a huge problem with conjugation. He'll say things like, "These books has not been checked in" all the time.
Oh, and today he was asking my co-worker if she had ever used a conviction oven. Ummm, isn't it a convection oven. Every day I spend working for this moron is another chunk of my dignity being washed down the drain.
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